Humpty Dumpty Potato Chips Premieres New Allen’s Coffee Brandy Flavor

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada — Old Dutch Foods, owner of Humpty Dumpty snacks, is giving Mainers exactly what they want with its new Allen’s Coffee Flavored Brandy potato chips.

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Lincolnville Selectmen Meeting Enters Hour 5 of Extended Jam Session

Lincolnville — Local selectman Jon Fishman, perhaps best known as a member of psychedelic rock group Phish, has shaken up town government since assuming his position on Lincolnville’s selectmen board last June.

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Maine Sub-Reddit Voted ‘Best Place to Find Hiking Trails In or Around Portland When You Visit Next Month’

San Francisco, CA — Internet sharing site Reddit recently named Maine’s own ‘sub-reddit,’ a messageboard dedicated to Maine subjects, the top place online to get advice about places to hike or run when visiting Portland in a couple of weeks.

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Maine Panel Questions Whether Self-Driving Cars Will be Able to Lay Positraction Rubbermarks

Augusta — A committee of concerned scientists, engineers, and law makers is looking to the future of transportation and asking if automated cars will still be able to put on a killer smoke show.

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Stephen King Spent Last Night Throwing Pebbles at Donald Trump’s Bedroom Window

Washington, D.C. — In spite of being blocked by the 45th president on Twitter, Stephen King still won’t give Donald Trump a break.

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For the Seventh Year in a Row, Maine’s Least-Popular Halloween Costume Is Sexy Paul LePage

Bangor — According to consumer trend analysts, Mainers still aren’t embracing pre-made Sexy Paul LePage costumes for their Halloween parties.

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Marine Patrol Seizes Illegal Rocker of Clams Valued at Almost $22

Lamoine — The Maine Marine Patrol office seized a partially filled rocker of illegally harvested clams this morning, with an estimated street value of $21.75, according to a press release.

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