Mortified Portland Mayor Accidentally Calls Out New York City’s Name in Bed

Portland — A red-faced Ethan Strimling is facing an angry city this morning after shouting “New York City” during the throes of passion last night.

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Red’s Eats Adds New Location in North Bound Lane of I-295

Yarmouth — Famous midcoast eatery Red’s Eats is expanding, adding a second location built in the middle of both lanes of I-295 just outside of Yarmouth.

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This Inspiring Off-the-Grid House in Washington County Hasn’t Had Electricity for Years

Millbridge — In a huge “win” for sustainable living, one Down East man has been without electricity since 2008.

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Writer for Maine Magazine Rescued After Accidentally Venturing 20 Miles Inland

Falmouth — Rescue teams concluded their search for a missing Maine Magazine columnist who wandered slightly outside Portland’s city limits.

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Maine Lawmakers Say They Need More Time to ‘Really Fuck Up’ Legalized Marijuana Laws

Augusta — Maine politicians are seeking more time to write laws ensuring they do a really bad job with retail marijuana sales in the state. Continue reading “Maine Lawmakers Say They Need More Time to ‘Really Fuck Up’ Legalized Marijuana Laws”

Maine’s Republican Gubernatorial Hopefuls Begin Preparing Snowmobiles for Winter

Augusta — The 2018 race for governor of Maine has shifted into high gear, with Maine’s Republican candidates digging out their sleds from the barn to get them ready for the approach of winter.

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