Month: October 2017

Lobsterman’s Mental Health In Question After Saying This Season Was ‘Not Too Terrible’

Stonington — Residents of this small fishing community are voicing their concerns over the mental state of local lobsterman Terry Brown, 74. Brown was heard telling someone from away the 2017 lobster season wasn’t bad for him.

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Kid in South Portland Candy Store Disappointed by All the Shitty Artisanal Candies

South Portland– Twelve year-old Rangeley native Jeremy Thibodeau was excited when his parents promised him a trip to pick out a bag of candy on a visit to southern Maine. That excitement quickly turned to disappointment when he found himself inside South Portland candy store Chocolate Jesus.

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Susan Collins Holds Press Conference Announcing She Has a Great Selection of LuLaRoe Products to Fit Anyone’s Style

Rockport– During a packed breakfast press conference,  Maine Senator Susan Collins announced she is now an official LuLaRoe partner.

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