Hope for the Uninsured: This Bangor Man Will Sell Pain Pills to Anyone

Bangor — A local man is giving hope to the hopeless in central Maine by selling anyone pain pills, regardless of whether or not they can afford health insurance.

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Lobsterman’s Mental Health In Question After Saying This Season Was ‘Not Too Terrible’

Stonington — Residents of this small fishing community are voicing their concerns over the mental state of local lobsterman Terry Brown, 74. Brown was heard telling someone from away the 2017 lobster season wasn’t bad for him.

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Experts Warn Maine Is Most Susceptible to Rising Massachusetts Levels

Augusta — Alarming new data shows Maine is in greater danger than previously believed from the threat of rising Massachusetts levels.

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Kid in South Portland Candy Store Disappointed by All the Shitty Artisanal Candies

South Portland– Twelve year-old Rangeley native Jeremy Thibodeau was excited when his parents promised him a trip to pick out a bag of candy on a visit to southern Maine. That excitement quickly turned to disappointment when he found himself inside South Portland candy store Chocolate Jesus.

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Susan Collins Holds Press Conference Announcing She Has a Great Selection of LuLaRoe Products to Fit Anyone’s Style

Rockport– During a packed breakfast press conference,  Maine Senator Susan Collins announced she is now an official LuLaRoe partner.

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