Maine’s Hottest Winter Trend Is Just a Sleeping Bag With Arm and Leg Holes Cut Into It

Freeport — Mainers are leading the nation when it comes to fashion. If you’re wearing a plain old jacket this winter, we hate to tell you: you’ve been left behind.

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Maine’s Council of Grandfathers Convenes to Discuss All These Screens

Farmington — The Maine Council of Grandfathers called an emergency session for the first time in over a decade to discuss these kids and their computers.

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Rockland to Boston Passenger Rail Could Cut Trip to as Little as 8-10 Hours

Rockland — The Northern New England Passenger Rail Authority’s proposed return to Rockland means residents could leave the coastal community early in the morning and arrive in Boston just in time for a late supper.

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Maker of Twisted Tea Had No Idea How Popular Its Cans Would be on Maine Roadsides

Cincinnati, OH — Popular beverage maker The Twisted Tea company is surprised by the popularity of its alcoholic beverage refuse in the state of Maine.

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Weird: This Guy Rides a Bike to Work Even Though He’s Never Had an O.U.I.

South Berwick — One local resident has neighbors scratching their heads after it was discovered he rides a bike to work by choice, and not because he lost his license.

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Governor LePage Pulls Car Into McDonald’s After Family Tells Him They Want Burger King

Kennebunkport — Governor Paul LePage, on a road trip out of state with his family, ignored their request to eat at the Burger King along the turnpike. The governor instead took an exit to find a McDonald’s.

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Over 80% of Maine Fathers’ Affection Is Directed at Their Wood Piles

Orono — A new study commissioned by the University of Maine shows fathers overwhelmingly shower their wood piles with praise and admiration.

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