Embarrassed Angus King Can’t Turn Eyes Back From Dollar Signs After Meeting With Defense Contractors

Washington, D.C. — Maine Senator Angus King is currently undergoing observation by the Attending Physician of the United States Congress after his dollar-sign eyes failed to return to normal.

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Report: Danny’s Brother Got Him a Half-Gallon of Allen’s for the Party

East Machias — Danny Beal’s brother Eric got him a half-gallon of Allen’s Coffee Brandy for the party this weekend, according to sources familiar with the matter.

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Trump Voters in Rural Maine Express Regret About Agreeing to Be Interviewed for This Story

Millinocket — We asked people in this predominantly Trump-voting part of Maine if they regret letting us ask them questions to cherry-pick quotes for this story, and the answers might surprise you.

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This Innovative Chef Took the Traditional Maine Baked Bean Supper and Made it Cost $85

South Portland — When it comes to comfort food, Renaldo Altano’s Costoso Bistro is South Portland’s hottest new eatery.

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Guy Flying Confederate Flag in Camden Probably Up for Reasonable Discussion

Camden — After passing through downtown Camden in a truck flying a confederate flag, onlookers agreed driver Kevin Look is probably misinformed and should be given an unsolicited history lesson at the first opportunity.

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Island Institute Completes Decades-Long Mission to Raise New Island From the Floor of Penobscot Bay

Rockland — If you look across Penobscot Bay today, you might notice a little something different just off Vinalhaven.

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