Month: December 2017

Portland City Council Beats Back Mayor Strimling’s Invading Orc Army

Castle Stonemark, Portland — The armies of the Portland city council were victorious in their defense of Castle Stonemark, ancient home of the kings and burial ground of dragons.

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Election 2018: Chellie Pingree Seen Measuring Blaine House for Possible Chicken Coop

Augusta — More evidence of a possible 2018 gubernatorial run by Congresswoman Chellie Pingree has appeared, with neighbors reporting Pingree was seen at the Blaine House taking measurements and soil samples.

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