Month: January 2018

Portland Shuts Down After Falling In Love With Its Own Reflection

Portland — The federal government isn’t the only entity suffering the effects of a shutdown.

The city of Portland is unable to complete any work now that it’s become enamored of its own visage beaming back from the calm waters of Casco Bay. Continue reading “Portland Shuts Down After Falling In Love With Its Own Reflection”

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