Month: March 2018

Nestle Deploys Doomsday Weapon to Harvest Water Directly from Fryeburg Residents’ Bodies

Fryeburg — In an unprecedented move for a US spring water company, Nestle Waters North America is putting the final power crystal into its water harvesting weapon.

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Report: Exhausted Lineman Probably Hasn’t Turned Power Back On Specifically to Spite You

Statewide — Central Maine Power lineman Jerry Robishaw has been working 18-20 hour shifts since the recent storms in Maine, but a new report says he hasn’t turned on your power specifically because he wants your ice cream to melt, sources say.

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