South Portland — Everything old is new again at the hottest eatery in Maine, including abhorrent conditions that instantly transport any foodie back to a simpler, much filthier time.
Orono — Linguists studying the distinct Maine dialect believe they’ve cataloged every possible swear word Mainers have for snow.
East Boothbay Harbor — Tom Whitmore knew Maine was where he wanted to be when he first sailed his boat along its rocky coast. Continue reading “This Person Fell So in Love With Maine, He Moved Here to Change Everything About It”
Lewiston — According to Baby Boomer Brian Plourde, the golden age of Maine passed us by over 40 years ago.
Medford — In spite of the promise of ‘excellent condition,’ a cache of adult video cassettes being offered in the Miscellaneous section of Uncle Henry’s Swap It or Sell It guide remain unsold. Continue reading “Report: Best Offer Still Not Made on Lot of 7,500 Adult VHS Cassettes in Uncle Henry’s”
Houlton — In Aroostook County, tradition runs deep, and family heirlooms have a special significance extending beyond the importance normally ascribed to such items.
Fort Meade, MD — The National Security Agency believes it’s only a matter of time before it understands the message hidden on the license plate of Leslie Pelletier’s 2014 Chevy Equinox.
Cutler — In spite of the rising waters flooding tidal ecosystems with vital nutrients, one clam is unable to shake its ennui. Continue reading “High Tide Not Helping This Clam’s Seasonal Affective Disorder”
Lewiston — A recent image shared to social media platform Facebook is suspected of being originally intended for Michigan and not Maine. Continue reading “Maine Weather Facebook Meme Clearly Stolen From Michigan”
Machias — Beverly Beal still remembers the first time she came to Machias in 1983, when she was only 5 years old. Continue reading “Machias Woman Born in Maryland Celebrates 35th Year of Being From Away”