I-295 – Shocked onlookers are reporting a sight never yet seen by Mainers: an official state vehicle travelling on the highway at the posted speed limit.
Schenectady, NY – After an invitation for a lifetime achievement award from UCLA was rescinded, folk singer Don McLean will be honored by the Council of American Creeps (CAC).
Appleton – Simmer, the latest eatery to arise from Maine’s foodie movement, is getting poor reviews due to the fact much of the building’s structural components are hidden from view by finishing touches.
Augusta – Spring hasn’t quite sprung just yet, as temperatures take a bit of a dip today.
Augusta – Governor Janet Mills plans to use money secured during her tenure as Maine’s Attorney General to give a break to people looking to purchase electric vehicles for use on Maine’s pock-marked, decrepit roads system.
East Machias – Local dad Gerry Beal is demanding answers after learning his burn pile was unauthorized earlier today.
Portland – A close-call at the Presque Isle airport, in which a rough landing left 4 passengers with minor injuries, has Portland residents scratching their heads.
Statewide – An unauthorized road repair initiative is underway in Maine as residents come up with a new solution to getting the state to pay attention to the wretched state of its roads.
Standish – Further insight into the dual nature of humanity was recently observed on an 2015 Subaru Outback, exciting Maine’s philosophical community.
Limestone – After nearly seven years of formal service as fancy attire, James Tremblay will begin wearing his navy blue Washed Duck Carharrt pants to job sites.