Category: local

Historic First: Car With State Plates Seen Obeying the Speed Limit

I-295 – Shocked onlookers are reporting a sight never yet seen by Mainers: an official state vehicle travelling on the highway at the posted speed limit.

Continue reading “Historic First: Car With State Plates Seen Obeying the Speed Limit”

Advertisements

Maine’s Newest Farm-to-Table Restaurant Criticized for Not Having Exposed Studs, Ceiling Beams in Dining Room

Appleton – Simmer, the latest eatery to arise from Maine’s foodie movement, is getting poor reviews due to the fact much of the building’s structural components are hidden from view by finishing touches.

Continue reading “Maine’s Newest Farm-to-Table Restaurant Criticized for Not Having Exposed Studs, Ceiling Beams in Dining Room”

Gov. Mills Announces $5.1 Million Plan to Put New Electric Cars on Maine’s Old Shitty Roads

Augusta – Governor Janet Mills plans to use money secured during her tenure as Maine’s Attorney General to give a break to people looking to purchase electric vehicles for use on Maine’s pock-marked, decrepit roads system.

Continue reading “Gov. Mills Announces $5.1 Million Plan to Put New Electric Cars on Maine’s Old Shitty Roads”