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Governor LePage Pulls Car Into McDonald’s After Family Tells Him They Want Burger King

Kennebunkport — Governor Paul LePage, on a road trip out of state with his family, ignored their request to eat at the Burger King along the turnpike. The governor instead took an exit to find a McDonald’s.

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Embarrassed Angus King Can’t Turn Eyes Back From Dollar Signs After Meeting With Defense Contractors

Washington, D.C. — Maine Senator Angus King is currently undergoing observation by the Attending Physician of the United States Congress after his dollar-sign eyes failed to return to normal.

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Report: Danny’s Brother Got Him a Half-Gallon of Allen’s for the Party

East Machias — Danny Beal’s brother Eric got him a half-gallon of Allen’s Coffee Brandy for the party this weekend, according to sources familiar with the matter.

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