Category: maine

Marijuana Cures All Disease, Reports Unhealthiest Person You’ve Ever Met

Eustis — Medical marijuana treats and alleviates all known sicknesses, reports a man with chronic conditions of the skin, lungs, and other vital organs.

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Mainers Prepare for Santa’s Arrival by Leaving Out Milk and Allen’s

Statewide — With NORAD already tracking progress of Santa Claus across the south Pacific, Mainers are putting the finishing touches on welcoming the big man by leaving him a tall, cool glass of gorilla juice.

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When This Young Couple Fell on Hard Times, Their Small Community Banded Together to Talk Shit Behind Their Backs

North Haven — After a series of events leading to financial hardship befell one couple, this small town came together to talk behind their backs about how it was probably their fault, anyway.

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