Rockland to Boston Passenger Rail Could Cut Trip to as Little as 8-10 Hours

Rockland — The Northern New England Passenger Rail Authority’s proposed return to Rockland means residents could leave the coastal community early in the morning and arrive in Boston just in time for a late supper.

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Guy Flying Confederate Flag in Camden Probably Up for Reasonable Discussion

Camden — After passing through downtown Camden in a truck flying a confederate flag, onlookers agreed driver Kevin Look is probably misinformed and should be given an unsolicited history lesson at the first opportunity.

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Island Institute Completes Decades-Long Mission to Raise New Island From the Floor of Penobscot Bay

Rockland — If you look across Penobscot Bay today, you might notice a little something different just off Vinalhaven.

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Humpty Dumpty Potato Chips Premieres New Allen’s Coffee Brandy Flavor

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada — Old Dutch Foods, owner of Humpty Dumpty snacks, is giving Mainers exactly what they want with its new Allen’s Coffee Flavored Brandy potato chips.

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Stephen King Spent Last Night Throwing Pebbles at Donald Trump’s Bedroom Window

Washington, D.C. — In spite of being blocked by the 45th president on Twitter, Stephen King still won’t give Donald Trump a break.

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