Statewide – Super Bowl LIII happens tonight, and Mainers across the state are already preparing for the event by thinking up excuses not to go to work tomorrow.
Detroit – Auto maker GMC is bringing back one of its older models for an exclusive reissue for Maine.
Route 9 – After years of complete dominance, Allen’s Coffee Brandy has been unseated from its throne atop Maine’s annual booze bottle roadside litter statistics.
Augusta – Newspapers across the state are welcoming a hiatus from pointing a disapproving eye at Augusta.
Western Maine – In a find researchers are calling “astonishing,” a previously unknown town has been discovered in western Maine, the inhabitants of which still rely on hand-crank phones for communication.
Augusta — A simple, but uncommon, winter phenomenon in the Presumpcot River has brought worldwide attention to our state. If Maine wants to move forward in the decade to come, we simply must do more to bring naturally occurring ice disks to our rivers.
Eustis — Medical marijuana treats and alleviates all known sicknesses, reports a man with chronic conditions of the skin, lungs, and other vital organs.
Statewide — With NORAD already tracking progress of Santa Claus across the south Pacific, Mainers are putting the finishing touches on welcoming the big man by leaving him a tall, cool glass of gorilla juice.
Portland — Maine’s rock alternative issued a dire warning to listeners in its southern Maine market this morning.
North Haven — After a series of events leading to financial hardship befell one couple, this small town came together to talk behind their backs about how it was probably their fault, anyway.