Category: politics

If You Use Facebook in Maine, Mark Zuckerberg Probably Stole Your Grammy’s Chowder Recipe

Menlo Park, CA — The Facebook personal data scandal is a fire founder Mark Zuckerberg is struggling to contain, but even more impropriety has come to light in the wake of the shattering revelations.

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Maine Politicians Find Common Ground Portraying Worst Possible Party Stereotypes

Augusta — In these hyper-partisan times, having both parties see eye to eye is rare. But when it comes to representing the most extreme and one-dimensional stereotypes about their parties, Maine’s lawmakers find common ground.

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Correlation Discovered Between Rise in Drug Use and Decline in Kids Learning Maine’s 16 Counties Song

Augusta — Researchers with the state may have uncovered an explanation for the rise of drug use among Maine youth, and lawmakers are scrambling to make a change.

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Healing Begins: Canadian Prime Minister Issues Everyone in Lubec a Voucher for 1 Free Hug

Lubec — When the historic brining shed finally crumbled into the sea and landed on Canadian shores, it caused something of an international incident. Now Canadian PM Justin Trudeau wants to make things right.

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