Western Maine – In a find researchers are calling “astonishing,” a previously unknown town has been discovered in western Maine, the inhabitants of which still rely on hand-crank phones for communication.
Eustis — Medical marijuana treats and alleviates all known sicknesses, reports a man with chronic conditions of the skin, lungs, and other vital organs.
Somerville, MA — Researchers are near a breakthrough, with the promise of perfect Fluffernutter sandwiches in the future.
Wells Beach — Amateur ornithologist Darren Ackley was quickly silenced after explaining the term ‘seagull’ was not correct.
Portland — News Center Maine meteorologist Keith Carson hasn’t enjoyed a full night of sleep in weeks, but it not because of a newborn baby.
Fryeburg — In an unprecedented move for a US spring water company, Nestle Waters North America is putting the final power crystal into its water harvesting weapon.
Limestone — Officials with the Maine Department of Environmental Protection are closing the books on their work in Limestone over the past two decades. Continue reading “Over 20 Years After Phish Festival, Limestone Finally Smells Normal Again”
Millinocket — Artificial intelligence entity Mark Zuckerberg is back in Maine, re-visiting the same people and locations as the last time he made the trip. Continue reading “Facebook Founder Returns to Maine for More Practice Acting Human”
Mt. View, CA — The Unicode Consortium, the body behind standardized emojis, has righted what many Mainers saw as a wrong with the newly announced lobster emoji.
Matinicus — Maine’s top experts on marijuana and its derivative products warn the mythical tub of contraband hashish that washed ashore in 1995 is almost depleted.