Statewide — If you’re thinking of getting a used car, you might want to consider a pre-owned Toyota Prius. Now every used Prius in Maine comes with a “Bernie Sanders 2016” sticker already attached.
Skowhegan — Local dad Shawn Howard, who woke up too damn late for this crap, was overheard by sources familiar with the matter taking issue with Fisher snowplows.
Portland — Out come the clippers and off goes Portland Mayor Ethan Strimling’s thick head of hair next Friday, all part of a friendly bet with Portland, PA mayor Lance Prator. Continue reading “Portland Mayor Has No Regrets About Pretending to be a Pats Fan for Attention”
Auburn — In an absolutely embarrassing turn of events at a social gathering last night, two young men arrived wearing the jersey of the same player. Continue reading “Fashion Faux Pas: Gentlemen Showed Up to Super Bowl Party Wearing the Same Player’s Jersey”
Syria — The Islamic State released a statement exclaiming to the world its part in the blizzard that brought down the historic brining shed early last month.
Statewide — When it comes to native Maine cuisine, the first thing that comes to people’s minds is the simple, unassuming cheddar biscuit. Which makes the lack of Red Lobster restaurants in the state a little odd.
Islesboro — Roy Macias is keeping the long tradition of oral history alive and well, telling anyone who’ll listen about the time he was on the team when they went to the state basketball tournament his freshman year. Continue reading “Modern Day Herodotus Talks About His 1987 Tournament Game at Every Opportunity”
Boothbay Harbor — He may be a full-time carpenter, but Travis Farnham stops swinging his hammer when his pager goes off, no matter what town it’s for.
Augusta — Officials with the Maine Bureau of Motor Vehicles said at the current pace of adoption, all possible swear words will be claimed by 2021.
Matinicus — Maine’s top experts on marijuana and its derivative products warn the mythical tub of contraband hashish that washed ashore in 1995 is almost depleted.