Portland – In a welcome display of bipartisanship, Portland’s Mayor and City Council agree the traffic circle at Brighton and Deering avenues and Falmouth Street will more than adequately dissuade the homeless from begging there.
Portland – After many setbacks and issues with possible locations to address Portland’s homeless problem, residents have settled on building the shelter in another city entirely.
Portland — Out come the clippers and off goes Portland Mayor Ethan Strimling’s thick head of hair next Friday, all part of a friendly bet with Portland, PA mayor Lance Prator. Continue reading “Portland Mayor Has No Regrets About Pretending to be a Pats Fan for Attention”
Portland — Maine’s largest city couldn’t escape the wrath of yesterday’s winter storm, but thankfully it was able to make it through the ordeal by passing a ban on synthetic pesticides.
Castle Stonemark, Portland — The armies of the Portland city council were victorious in their defense of Castle Stonemark, ancient home of the kings and burial ground of dragons.
Portland — The trendiest new brewery in Portland, located in what was once a thriving fish market, is serving up cold, fresh, horrible beer 7 nights a week.
Portland — A red-faced Ethan Strimling is facing an angry city this morning after shouting “New York City” during the throes of passion last night.
Portland — Maine’s largest city is in the national spotlight for trying to sit at the cool kid table with the nation’s bigger cities.