Somerville, MA — Researchers are near a breakthrough, with the promise of perfect Fluffernutter sandwiches in the future.
Continue reading “Top Fluff Scientists Closing In on New Formula Without That Weird Hard Chunk”
East Millinocket– One of Maine’s most famous off-the-grid landmarks was torn down to make way for a new gun shop, but that doesn’t mean fans of the establishment didn’t get one last thrill.
Continue reading “Legendary Maine Topless Bar Ground to Dust, Snorted by Former Patrons”
Jackman — The class of 2001 senior trip to Cancun, Mexico, is still looked upon fondly by members of that year’s graduating class.
Continue reading “Class-Flower Tattoo, Hepatitis, Life-Long Reminders of Senior Trip to Cancun”
Sherman — Family members are concerned local grandmother Millicent Packer won’t be able to make the adjustment to her new prepaid cell phone.
Continue reading “Maine Grandma Still Can’t Get Used to Dialing More Than Four Numbers”
Coastal Areas– Informal surveys of members Maine’s commercial lobster industry paints a grim picture of the future.
Continue reading “For 107th Straight Year, Lobstermen Predict Worst Season in History”
Augusta — Almost 18 months since Maine voters approved the legalization of recreational marijuana use by a narrow margin, Maine’s lawmakers are confident they’ve really done a number on it.
Continue reading “Maine Lawmakers Satisfied Legal Pot Laws are Nowhere Near What People Wanted”
Brooks — People in this Waldo county town are reeling after a new member of the community, originally from Massachusetts, was described favorably by those who’ve met him.
Continue reading “Controversial Report Claims New Neighbor From Away ‘Actually Pretty Good Guy’”
Detroit, MI — American automaker Chevrolet announced new improvements to its 2019 line-up of trucks aimed squarely at Mainers.
Continue reading “Chevy Announces New Pit-Party Bed Liner With Built-in Cup Holders”
South Thomaston — Cade Pease is like most of the other kids in his 5th grade class: he loves Pokemon, Marvel’s Avengers, and naively believing there’s a future for him here in the midcoast.
Portland — Following allegations of misconduct by former publisher and founder of Maine Magazine, organic farms and wineries across Maine are scrambling to not pay to be featured in an upcoming issue.