Rockland – Guy, you know what I was thinking? We should grab a rack of Twisteds and spindle us up some of that skunky-bo-bunky kind-nug you got and go tear around up to Union or whatever.
Continue reading “Opinion: About Friggin Right, Guy”
I-295 – Shocked onlookers are reporting a sight never yet seen by Mainers: an official state vehicle travelling on the highway at the posted speed limit.
Continue reading “Historic First: Car With State Plates Seen Obeying the Speed Limit”
Schenectady, NY – After an invitation for a lifetime achievement award from UCLA was rescinded, folk singer Don McLean will be honored by the Council of American Creeps (CAC).
Continue reading “Don McLean to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award From Council of American Creeps”
Augusta – Signs installed at the state border during the governorship of Paul LePage have long been criticized for giving people unrealistic expectations about Maine’s future.
Continue reading “Removal of Maine’s ‘Open for Business’ Sign Ends 8 Years of Lying to Visitors”
Appleton – Simmer, the latest eatery to arise from Maine’s foodie movement, is getting poor reviews due to the fact much of the building’s structural components are hidden from view by finishing touches.
Unity – A homegrown college admissions scandal is rocking the Pine Tree state as evidence mounts against an Athens couple accused of falsely giving a leg-up to their college-bound son.
Augusta – Spring hasn’t quite sprung just yet, as temperatures take a bit of a dip today.
Continue reading “Partly Cloudy Skies Across Most of Maine, but Strong Winds Keep Temps Down”
Augusta – Governor Janet Mills plans to use money secured during her tenure as Maine’s Attorney General to give a break to people looking to purchase electric vehicles for use on Maine’s pock-marked, decrepit roads system.
Augusta – A bill to replace Maine’s current flag with an older design was shot down earlier this month, but a new design has many in the state excited for change.
Continue reading “Proposed Maine Flag of Calvin Peeing on Massachusetts Gains Widespread Support”
East Machias – Local dad Gerry Beal is demanding answers after learning his burn pile was unauthorized earlier today.
Continue reading “Breaking: Maine Dad Wants to Know ‘Since When’ Did Burning Brush Require a Permit”
