Standish – Further insight into the dual nature of humanity was recently observed on an 2015 Subaru Outback, exciting Maine’s philosophical community.
Continue reading “Duality of Man: Anti-CMP Sticker and Pro-Janet Mills Sticker Seen on Same Car”
Limestone – After nearly seven years of formal service as fancy attire, James Tremblay will begin wearing his navy blue Washed Duck Carharrt pants to job sites.
Continue reading “Dress Carhartts Converted to Work Carhartts”
Edgecomb – Braydon and Kendra Peters-Robinson left the city life in Connecticut behind to start a new one in Maine, arriving early this morning and getting themselves appointed in town government immediately.
Continue reading “Couple Who Moved to Maine This Morning Now on 7 Different Town Committees”
Scarborough – Maine’s largest grocery chain is hoping a new fusion of two favorites will help drive growth for the future.
Statewide – Super Bowl LIII happens tonight, and Mainers across the state are already preparing for the event by thinking up excuses not to go to work tomorrow.
Detroit – Auto maker GMC is bringing back one of its older models for an exclusive reissue for Maine.
Continue reading “GMC Introduces New Disposable 2004 Sierra Truck for Young Mainers”
Route 9 – After years of complete dominance, Allen’s Coffee Brandy has been unseated from its throne atop Maine’s annual booze bottle roadside litter statistics.
Continue reading “Fireball Replaces Allen’s as Maine’s Number 1 Booze Bottle Found in Ditches”
Augusta – Newspapers across the state are welcoming a hiatus from pointing a disapproving eye at Augusta.
Western Maine – In a find researchers are calling “astonishing,” a previously unknown town has been discovered in western Maine, the inhabitants of which still rely on hand-crank phones for communication.
Continue reading “Anthropologists Discover Uncontacted Maine Town Still Using Crank Phones”
Foxboro, MA – A new report from the Institute of Sports Research reveals some unsurprising statistics about Patriots fans in the state of Maine.
